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I Believe In Grumbling; It Is The Politest Form Of Fighting Known.

When A Man Tells You What People Are Saying About You, Tell Him What People Are Saying About Him; That Will Immediately Take His Mind Off Your Troubles.

The More Wealth A Man Has, The Louder His Children Talk.

A Woman Who Can't Forgive Should Never Have More Than A Nodding Acquaintance With A Man.

About All Some Men Accomplish In Life Is To Send A Son To Harvard.