About All Some Men Accomplish In Life

A Women Could Never Be President. A Condidate Must Be Over 35, And Where Are You Going To Find A Woman Who Will Admit She's Over 35?

A Man Should Be Taller, Older, Heavier, Uglier, And Hoarser Than His Wife.

If You Have Sense Enough To Realize Why Flies Gather Around A Restaurant, You Should Be Able To Appreciate Why Men Run For Office.

Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.

It May Be A Cold, Clammy Thing To Say, But Those That Treat Friendship The Same As Any Other Selfishness Seem To Get The Most Out Of It.