Never Tell A Secret To A Bride

Love Affairs Have Always Greatly Interested Me, But I Do Not Greatly Care For Them In Books Or Moving Pictures. In A Love Affair, I Wish To Be The Hero, With No Audience Present.

Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.

In Thousands Of Years There Has Been No Advance In Public Morals, In Philosophy, In Religion Or In Politics, But The Advance In Business Has Been The Greatest Miracle The World Has Ever Known.

When I Am Idle And Shiftless, My Affairs Become Confused; When I Work, I Get Results ... Not Great Results, But Enough To Encourage Me.

If You Don't Learn To Laugh At Troubles, You Won't Have Anything To Laugh At When You Grow Old.