Americans Detest All Lies Except Lies Spoken

No Wonder The Teacher Knows So Much; She Has The Book.

If There Were No Schools To Take The Children Away From Home Part Of The Time, The Insane Asylums Would Be Filled With Mothers.

Farmers Only Worry During The Growing Season, But Townspeople Worry All The Time.

The Man Who Can Keep A Secret May Be Wise, But He Is Not Half As Wise As The Man With No Secrets To Keep.

There Must Be Some Good In The Cocktail Party To Account For Its Immense Vogue Among Otherwise Sane People.