If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform

As You'll Never Hear The Thing Again, My Boy, Why Not Throw In A Couple Of Brass Bands?

A Soprano In Massenet's Don Quixote Complained That She Had Missed Her Entry In The Aria, "because Mr. Challiapin Always Dies Too Soon." "madam, You Must Be Profoundly In Error," Said Sir Thomas, "no Operatic Star Has Yet Died Half Soon Enough For Me."

The English May Not Like Music, But They Absolutely Love The Noise It Makes.

Too Much Counterpoint; What Is Worse, Protestant Counterpoint.

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.