The English May Not Like Music, But

All The Arts In America Are A Gigantic Racket Run By Unscrupulous Men For Unhealthy Women.

Composers Should Write Tunes That Chauffeurs And Errand Boys Can Whistle.

Great Music Is That Which Penetrates The Ear With Facility And Leaves The Memory With Difficulty. Magical Music Never Leaves The Memory.

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

Magical Music Never Leaves The Memory.