Composers Should Write Tunes That Chauffeurs And

A Soprano In Massenet's Don Quixote Complained That She Had Missed Her Entry In The Aria, "because Mr. Challiapin Always Dies Too Soon." "madam, You Must Be Profoundly In Error," Said Sir Thomas, "no Operatic Star Has Yet Died Half Soon Enough For Me."

No Woman Is Worth The Loss Of A Night's Sleep.

Brass Bands Are All Very Well In Their Place - Outdoors And Several Miles Away.

The Function Of Music Is To Release Us From The Tyranny Of Conscious Thought.

The Grand Tune Is The Only Thing In Music That The Great Public Really Understands.