Too Much Counterpoint; What Is Worse, Protestant

If An Opera Cannot Be Played By An Organ Grinder, It's Not Going To Achieve Immortality.

As You'll Never Hear The Thing Again, My Boy, Why Not Throw In A Couple Of Brass Bands?

No Operatic Star Has Yet Died Soon Enough For Me.

When Asked Whether He Minded If Someone Smoked In A Non-smoking Compartment. Certainly Not If You Don't Object If I'm Sick.

All The Arts In America Are A Gigantic Racket Run By Unscrupulous Men For Unhealthy Women.