If I Had To Live My Life

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?

Last Week, I Went To Philadelphia, But It Was Closed.

Try Till You Succeed...if You Don't Succeed Once, Then Destroy All Evidence Of The Fact That You Tried!

There Is Not A Man In America Who Has Not Had A Secret Ambition To Boot An Infant.

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .