Try Till You Succeed...if You Don't Succeed

I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.

How Is The Human Race Going To Survive Now That The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up Two Dollars A Quart?

My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will You Take It?

I Like My Films To Influence The Audience. Even If It Means Tripping Their Aged Grandparents With A Cane When They Get Home.

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.