I Think It's Interesting That Cologne Rhymes

My Plumbing Is All Screwed Up. Because It Turns Out, I Do Not Own A Garbage Disposal.

Tic Tacs Are The Maracas Of Breath Mints.

I Like To Go To Concerts Because I Love To See My Favorite Band Through The Phone Of The Asshole Who's Standing In Front Of Me.

Sometimes It Looks Like I'm Dancing, But It's Just That I Walked Into A Spider Web.

'dammit I'm Mad' Is 'dammit I'm Mad' Spelled Backwards.