I Swim Like A Fish And I

I'm Not Critic-proof, And I Still Take It Personally, But I Take It Less Personally Now.

Find What's Hot, Find What's Just Opened And Then Look For The Worst Review Of The Week. There Is So Much To Learn From Watching A Restaurant Getting Absolutely Panned And Having A Bad Experience. Go And See It For Yourself.

I Am The Most Unselfish Chef In Britain Today.

It's Fascinating Watching The Debates [of Hillary Clinton And Donald Trump], With The Search For The New President. It's Like A Car Crash, Unfolding In Front Of Your Eyes. The Level Of Personal Attacks!

Rude Staff, Bad Lighting, And Dirty Bathrooms Are All Signs Of A Bad Restaurant And A Good Reason To Leave A Restaurant!