I Prefer Offenbach To Bach Often.

A Musicologist Is A Man Who Can Read Music But Cannot Hear It.

Composers Should Write Tunes That Chauffeurs And Errand Boys Can Whistle.

Without Question The Most Unpopular Medium Of Musical Sound In The World.

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

The Function Of Music Is To Release Us From The Tyranny Of Conscious Thought.