A Musicologist Is A Man Who Can

Composers Should Write Tunes That Chauffeurs And Errand Boys Can Whistle.

The Grand Tune Is The Only Thing In Music That The Great Public Really Understands.

Elgar's First Symphony Is The Musical Equivalent Of St Pancras Railway Station.

Movie Music Is Noise. It's Even More Painful Than My Sciatica.

There Are Two Golden Rules For An Orchestra: Start Together And Finish Together. The Public Doesn't Give A Damn What Goes On In Between.