Movie Music Is Noise. It's Even More

If An Opera Cannot Be Played By An Organ Grinder, It's Not Going To Achieve Immortality.

The Sound Of The Harpsichord Resembles That Of A Bird-cage Played With Toasting-forks.

When Asked Whether He Minded If Someone Smoked In A Non-smoking Compartment. Certainly Not If You Don't Object If I'm Sick.

I Find Brass Bands Have A Melancholy Sound. All Right Out Of Doors, Of Course - Fifty Miles Away. Like Bagpipes, They Turn What Had Been A Dream Into A Public Nuisance.

The Sound Of A Harpsichord - Two Skeletons Copulating On A Tin Roof In A Thunderstorm.