I Practice Three Hours Daily On My

Hors D'oeuvre: A Ham Sandwich Cut Into Forty Pieces.

Modesty Is My Best Quality.

The Doctors Couldn't Find Anything Wrong With Me Except That I Have A Slight Stomach Pain. Wait Till I Get My Hospital Bill! Then I'll Really Have A Pain The Stomach!

It's Not So Much Knowing When To Speak, When To Pause.

Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.