Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind

Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.

I Was Born In Waukegan A Long, Long Time Ago. As A Matter Of Fact, Our Rabbi Was An Indian.

I'm An Old Newspaper-man Myself, But I Quit Because I Found There Was No Money In Old Newspapers.

I Don't Deserve This Award, But I Have Arthritis And I Don't Deserve That Either.

When Another Comedian Has A Lousy Show, I'm The First One To Admit It.