It's Not So Much Knowing When To

I'm Like Will Rogers, I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like... Well, Eichmann Maybe.

Try Saving When Your Salary Is Low. So After Making More Money, You Will Not Be Able To Do This Anywhere

Modesty Is My Best Quality.

I Believe In Being Honest With Myself. If There's One Thing I Hate It's When A Comedian Is Great And Won't Admit It. I've Never Met One Like That, But If I Did, I'd Hate Them.

Everything Good That Happened To Me Happened By Accident.