I'm Like Will Rogers, I Never Met

Comedy Itself Is Based Upon Very Old Principles Of Which I Can Readily Name Seven. They Are, In Short: The Joke, Exaggeration, Ridicule, Ignorance, Surprise, The Pun, And Finally, The Comic Situation.

Give Me Golf Clubs, Fresh Air And A Beautiful Partner, And You Can Keep The Clubs And The Fresh Air.

A Rich Man Is One Who Isn't Afraid To Ask The Salesperson To Show Him Something Cheaper.

I Went To A Meeting For Premature Ejactulators. I Left Early.

Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.