I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.

I Didn't Say The Meat Was Tough. I Said I Didn't See The Horse That Is Usually Outside.

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.

Reality Is An Illusion That Occurs Due To The Lack Of Alcohol.