I Love Scotland And I Speak About

Politically Correct Is The Language Of Cowardice.

I Think Comedy Is Difficult, And I'm Amazed So Many People Want To Do It. I'll Be Buying Jeans And Somebody Will Say, "i'm A Comedian" - The Guy Selling You The Jeans. The Desire To Be A Comedian Is Weird. I Found It Weird Myself To Want To Be One; I Was A Schoolboy When I Wanted To Be One But I Didn't Know How To Do It. That Was 50 Years Ago, So Times Have Changed Greatly. There Seems To Be A Long Line Of People Desperate To Do It And Most Of Them Are Quite Good.

If You Don't Know How To Meditate At Least Try To Spend Some Time Every Day Just Sitting.

So, Have You Heard About The Oyster Who Went To A Disco And Pulled A Mussel?

Save The Trees? Trees Are The Main Cause Of Forest Fires!