So, Have You Heard About The Oyster

When I Read 'be Real, Don't Get Caught Acting,' I Thought, 'how The Hell Do You Do That?'.

I Hate All Those Weathermen, Too, Who Tell You That Rain Is Bad Weather. There's No Such Thing As Bad Weather, Just The Wrong Clothing.

Before You Judge A Man, Walk A Mile In His Shoes. After That Who Cares?... He's A Mile Away And You've Got His Shoes!

I Don't Know Why I Should Have To Learn Algebra... I'm Never Likely To Go There.

So, Have You Heard About The Oyster Who Went To A Disco And Pulled A Mussel?