When I Read 'be Real, Don't Get

When You Involved In An Accident And Someone Asks "are You Alright?" Yes Fine Thanks, I'll Just Pick Up My Limbs And Be Off.

I Love Scotland And I Speak About It A Lot, So People Think I'm Desperate To Go Back. They Just Take It Upon Themselves To Say I'm Going Back, But I'm Not. I'd Rather Concentrate On Becoming A Citizen Of The World.

I Can't Believe In Christianity, But I Think Jesus Was A Wonderful Teacher.

Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job. I Don't Come To Your Workplace And Tell You How To Sweep Up.

Marriage Is A Wonderful Invention: Then Again, So Is A Bicycle Repair Kit.