Politically Correct Is The Language Of Cowardice.

There's No Such Thing As Bad Weather - Only The Wrong Clothes.

A Well-balanced Person Has A Drink In Each Hand.

The Only Time I Would Like To See Was The 20s And 30s In America Because I Love The Music And The Style And The Optimism, I Wanted To See New York Being Built. I Wanted To See All That, You Know.

I Became A Welder. I Was Actually Becoming An Engineer And I Joined The Wrong Queue. And So I Became A Welder, Without Knowing What A Welder Was.

My Advice To You, If You Want To Lose A Bit Of Weight: Don't Eat Anything That Comes In A Bucket. Buckets Are The Kitchen Utensils Of The Farmyard.