There's No Such Thing As Bad Weather

Try To Live In A Place You Like.

People Die All The Time. It's Just That You're Not Around.

My Advice To You, If You Want To Lose A Bit Of Weight: Don't Eat Anything That Comes In A Bucket. Buckets Are The Kitchen Utensils Of The Farmyard.

I Like Salvador Dali And Rene Magritte. I Also Like The Scottish Artist John Byrne, Another Surrealist.

Fame Is Being Asked To Sign Your Autograph On The Back Of A Cigarette Packet.