A Well-balanced Person Has A Drink In

When You Involved In An Accident And Someone Asks "are You Alright?" Yes Fine Thanks, I'll Just Pick Up My Limbs And Be Off.

Never Run With Scissors Or Other Pointy Objects.

On George W Bush: That Man Sits At That Desk In The White House With The Button That Can End The World. My Father's Younger Than Him And We Don't Give Him The Controls For The Television.

If You Give People A Chance, They Shine.

As Soon As I Got Successful, The Scottish Press Started Picking On Me. It's Something They Reserve Just For Me.