If You Give People A Chance, They

Heckling Is An Act Of Cowardice. If You Want To Speak, Get Up In Front Of The Microphone And Speak, Don't Sit In The Dark Hiding. It's Easy To Hide And Shout And Waste People's Time.

A Well-balanced Person Has A Drink In Each Hand.

Killing A Guy And Stealing His Wife And Child Isn't Too Nice A Thing To Do.

People Who Announce They Are Going To The Toilet. Thanks That's An Image I Really Didn't Need.

,000 People In Hampden Park. Of Course They're All Scottish. Because No One Else Goes There. The English Have An Unwritten Rule: They Only Go To Places They Might Get Back From.