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A Woman's Mind Is As Complex As The Contents Of Her Handbag; Even When You Get To The Bottom Of It, There Is Always Something At The Bottom To Surprise You!

Don't Work Out, Work In.

I Love Fishing. It's Transcendental Meditation With A Punchline.

When I Read 'be Real, Don't Get Caught Acting,' I Thought, 'how The Hell Do You Do That?'.

In Mexico, Everything On The Menu Is The Same Dish. The Only Difference Is The Way It's Folded.