Don't Work Out, Work In.

Where Do You Go When You Die? The Same Place You Were Before You Were Born; Nowhere! It's Over!

Never Trust A Man, Who When Left Alone With A Tea Cosey... Doesn't Try It On.

Life Is Supposed To Be Fun. It's Not A Job Or Occupation. We're Here Only Once And We Should Have A Bit Of A Laugh.

Tread Gently On Anyone Who Looks At You Sideways.

Why Do They Call It An Asteroid When It's Outside The Hemisphere, But Call It A Haemorrhoid When It's On The Outside Of Your Ass?