I Learned To Fall Down Early In

I'm Making Plans To Go Away For A Month To Focus On My Sobriety And To Continue My Life In Recovery. Please Enjoy Making Fun Of Me On The World Wide Web.

I Learned To Fall Down Early In Life - I Was Like Six - Because I Realized It Was A Way To Make Girls Laugh.

I Think If You Look Back At All Those Great Comedies On Television In The Past, It's All Lovable Losers That Gathered Together - 'taxi' And 'cheers,' 'seinfeld' And 'friends.'

If There's A Silence In A Room I'll Try To Fill It As Soon As Humanly Possible.

I Know Chandler Is Similar To Me. But If You Watched My Life For A Week, There Would Be Many More Boring Parts.