If There's A Silence In A Room

I'm Glad That Life Isn't Like A Christmas Song, Because If My Friends And I Were Building A Snowman And It Suddenly Came Alive When We Put A Hat On It, I'd Probably Freak And Stab It To Death With An Icicle.

I Am Fine With The Fact That Some Of My Hair Is Gray. If It Was All Gray Overnight, That Would Be A Scary Thing.

I've Been On A Show Before Where I Was On A Billboard And Then, After Like Three Or Four Weeks, They Took The Billboard Down And Replaced It With Nothing. Took My Face Down And Put A White Board Up.

I Became A Big Kings Fan, And Then Later On My Hometown Of Ottawa Got A Team, So Then I Was Very, Very Torn. I Just Love Both Of Those Teams Very Much.

I Can Tell If Someone Is Talking To Me Because I'm On 'friends' Or Cause They Just Think I'm Neat. You Know I Don't Think I've Ever Spent More Than Five Or Ten Minutes With Somebody Who Was Ogling Me Because They Recognized Me From The Show.