I'm Making Plans To Go Away For

I Got Sober Because I Was Worried I Was Going To Die Next Year.

Women Always Think That I'm Chandler, So If I Don't Joke Around For Half An Hour They Think That Something's Wrong. Then I Explain That I Don't Have Comedy Writers Scripting Everything I'm Saying At This Particular Dinner.

I Play A Guy Who Is 40. And I Am A Very Good Actor, Because I'm 41.

In Television Or A Movie I Bring My Own Ego And Consequently Can Mess Up. In The Theatre I Learnt Very Quickly To Shut Up And Listen. Now I Am Able To Get Out Of My Own Way.

I Think We Need To Educate Our Doctors About Addiction.