I Have A Problem, If The Light

I Don't Really Tell A Joke, I React To Situations. The Whole Thing Is Just Looking At Somebody And Showing All Our Weaknesses And Exaggerating Them, And That's How It Becomes Funny.

I Was A Mother's Boy.

I've Got An Accountant Who's Been With Me Forty Years. If He Makes A Mistake, He Dies.

I'd Like To Think My Performance Is Today. I Never Try To - It's So, As You Know, Watching Me, I Have A Beginning, Middle And Ending. But Every Night The Show Changes And I Relate To An Audience And I Relate To The Young People.

The Man I Adored, And Miss Him Terribly, Was Johnny Carson.