The Man I Adored, And Miss Him

Everything I've Ever Done In My Whole Career, People Might Not Know, I've Never Written Anything Down On Paper.

I Don't Do Impressions.

My Health, Thank God, Has Kept My Brain Alive.

You Know What's Funny To Me? Attitude.

I Never Could Tell A Joke. I Just Started Talking To The Audience, And When The Drunks Would Yell, "hey, When Do The Broads Come On?" I Got Good At Saying, "relax. Clear Your Skin Up First." They Called Me "the Insult Guy," But It's Never Mean-spirited. I'm Just Exaggerating Everything About Us And About Life.