I've Got An Accountant Who's Been With

I Have No Idea What I'm Going To Say When I Stand Up To Give A Toast. But I Do Know That Anything I Say I Find Funny.

The Old Days Were The Old Days. And They Were Great Days. But Now Is Now.

I Was Always The Guy - Out Of Insecurities, I Was Always Making Fun, Even As A Kid.

My Father Wasn't Much For Show Business. He Was An Insurance Man - Very Well-liked, Very Warm. He Had A Lot Of Friends.

The Man I Adored, And Miss Him Terribly, Was Johnny Carson.