I Don't Really Tell A Joke, I

I Don't Feel An Obligation To Give Everyone A Hard Time, But When They're Important People, It's Fun.

Women Were Afraid Of Me, They Were Scared To Death. But I Always Say Be Yourself, If You're Funny Then Let Your Sense Of Humor Go There. I Mean There's No Sense Hiding What You Feel.

You Got To Have A Lot Of Courage. Secondly, Whatever It Is You're Doing You Have To Believe In It Wholeheartedly. Thirdly, You Have To Be Able To Stand Up In Front Of People And Know That They'll Laugh.

I Do Situations And Make Fun Of Authority And Life.

I Was Sitting In The Toilet And I Was By Myself. I Was Tired Of Playing With The Roller, So I Said I'd Better Write A Book.