I Have A Great Memory.

We Don't Stop Going To School When We Graduate.

I Don't Remember A Time When I Wasn't Waiting For A Scab Either To Grow Or To Fall Off My Knee.

I Can't Tell A Joke To Save My Soul. It's Just Not My Thing, Though I Love To Listen To Jokes.

Well, I Don't Know How Astute I Am, But I Did Want To Be A Journalist When I Was Growing Up.

It's Almost Impossible To Be Funnier Than The People In Washington.