It's Almost Impossible To Be Funnier Than

Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

I'm Really Not That Funny In Real Life. But I Am The Best Audience One Could Find. I Love To Laugh.

I Always Preferred Working With Somebody So I Could Look Into Their Eyeballs And Play Tennis.

Daddy, When He Drank, Just Became Sweeter. There Wasn't A Mean Thought In His Body. I've Always Said He Was Like A Drunk Jimmy Stewart.

I Always Felt That I Was More Of An Actress Than A - I Can't Tell A Joke To Save My Soul, But That I Was A Comedic Actress.