I Can't Tell A Joke To Save

I Don't Have False Teeth. Do You Think I'd Buy Teeth Like These?

I Liked Myself Better When I Wasnt Me.

You Do Have To Love Your Kids Enough To Let Them Hate You. But It's The Disease That's Hating You, Not Them.

Daddy, When He Drank, Just Became Sweeter. There Wasn't A Mean Thought In His Body. I've Always Said He Was Like A Drunk Jimmy Stewart.

As Far As Sitcoms Go, I Thought Jenna Elfman In 'dharma And Greg' Was A Wonderful Physical Comedienne Who Had Great Timing.