As Far As Sitcoms Go, I Thought

When Someone Who Is Known For Being Comedic Does Something Straight, It's Always "a Big Breakthrough" Or A "radical Departure." Why Is Is No One Ever Says That If A Straight Actor Does Comedy? Are They Presuming Comedy Is Easier?

But I Didn't Ask To Have Somebody Nose Around In My Private Life. I Didn't Even Ask To Be Famous. All I Asked Was To Be Able To Earn A Living Making People Laugh.

It's Also Selfish Because It Makes You Feel Good When You Help Others. I've Been Helped By Acts Of Kindness From Strangers. That's Why We're Here, After All, To Help Others.

I'm Really Not That Funny In Real Life. But I Am The Best Audience One Could Find. I Love To Laugh.

Before You Go To Bed, Write Down Three 'gratefuls' For The Day And Three 'did Wells' (they Can Even Include Something As Simple As Doing The Laundry)-the Results Can Be Amazing!