I Am Not A Perfect Man Who

It Has Been Rumoured That I Was The Brains Of The Robbery, But That Was Totally Incorrect. I've Been Described As The Tea Boy, Which Is Also Incorrect.

There's A Difference Between Criminals And Crooks. Crooks Steal. Criminals Blow Some Guy's Brains Out. I'm A Crook.

I Am No Longer A Criminal. I Gave Up That Practice Years Ago.

I Used To Have A List Of Things From My School Buddies Of What Kind Of Art Material They Wanted. I'd Go Up To The West End Of London And Spend The Whole Day Knocking Stuff Off.

I Won A Scholarship With The Brixton School Of Building. I Screwed Around, Not Putting In A Proper Attendance.