I Am No Longer A Criminal. I

Banks' Beer. There's Nothing Like It! To Brazil. And To Barbados Justice.

There Has Been So Much Rubbish Written Up In The Papers Over The Years.

The Last Thing I Stole Was A Box Of Coca Cola From A Parked Truck In Adelaide. I Was Nice And Drunk. It Was New Year's Eve. And That Was About 28 Years Ago.

I Won A Scholarship With The Brixton School Of Building. I Screwed Around, Not Putting In A Proper Attendance.

For More Than 13,000 Days On The Run, My Life Was A Soap Opera.