I Won A Scholarship With The Brixton

Banks' Beer. There's Nothing Like It! To Brazil. And To Barbados Justice.

I Used To Have A List Of Things From My School Buddies Of What Kind Of Art Material They Wanted. I'd Go Up To The West End Of London And Spend The Whole Day Knocking Stuff Off.

The Last Thing I Stole Was A Box Of Coca Cola From A Parked Truck In Adelaide. I Was Nice And Drunk. It Was New Year's Eve. And That Was About 28 Years Ago.

There's A Difference Between Criminals And Crooks. Crooks Steal. Criminals Blow Some Guy's Brains Out. I'm A Crook.

It Has Been Rumoured That I Was The Brains Of The Robbery, But That Was Totally Incorrect. I've Been Described As The Tea Boy, Which Is Also Incorrect.