I Used To Have A List Of

The Last Thing I Stole Was A Box Of Coca Cola From A Parked Truck In Adelaide. I Was Nice And Drunk. It Was New Year's Eve. And That Was About 28 Years Ago.

I Used To Have A List Of Things From My School Buddies Of What Kind Of Art Material They Wanted. I'd Go Up To The West End Of London And Spend The Whole Day Knocking Stuff Off.

One Report Said That Since My Time On The Run I've Had 2,500 Girlfriends. I Mean, You Have Got To Realize I've Been On The Run For More Than 30 Years. I Have Got To Have Had More Than That.

There's A Difference Between Criminals And Crooks. Crooks Steal. Criminals Blow Some Guy's Brains Out. I'm A Crook.

I Won A Scholarship With The Brixton School Of Building. I Screwed Around, Not Putting In A Proper Attendance.