Hi There, I'm A Human Being! What

Hi There, I'm A Human Being! What Are You?

Sure, I've Seen People Like You Before - But I Had To Pay An Admission.

It Is Always Well To Accept Your Own Shortcomings With Candor But To Regard Those Of Your Friends With Polite Incredulity.

Clutter Is What Happens To Things When They Become Useless But Friendly.

Friends Never Make Assumptions About You. They Never Expect A Reason To Go Out With You. In Fact Friends Only Expect You To Be You.