Friends Never Make Assumptions About You. They

Are You Always This Stupid Or Are You Making A Special Effort Today?

Any Real New Yorker Is A You-name-it-we-have-it-snob Whose Heart Brims With Sympathy For The Millions Of Unfortunates Who Through Misfortune, Misguidedness Or Pure Stupidity Live Anywhere Else In The World.

A Lady Is Nothing Very Specific. One Man's Lady Is Another Man's Woman; Sometimes, One Man's Lady Is Another Man's Wife. Definitions Overlap But They Almost Never Coincide.

For All Its Flexibility, Television Is More A Mirror Of Taste Than A Shaper Of It.

Your Village Just Called. They're Missing An Idiot.