Are You Always This Stupid Or Are

Are You Always This Stupid Or Are You Making A Special Effort Today?

I'd Agree With You, But Then We'd Both Be Wrong.

Brains Aren't Everything. In Fact In Your Case They're Nothing.

I'd Love To Ask How Old You Are, But Unfortunately I Know You Can't Count That High.

A Truly Appreciative Child Will Break, Lose, Spoil, Or Fondle To Death Any Really Successful Gift Within A Matter Of Minutes.