Brains Aren't Everything. In Fact In Your

If You Can't Ignore An Insult, Top It; If You Can't Top It, Laugh It Off; And If You Can't Laugh It Off, It's Probably Deserved.

The Art Snob Will Stand Back From A Picture At Some Distance, His Head Cocked Slightly To One Side

Your Village Just Called. They're Missing An Idiot.

What We Are Headed For Is A Sort Of Social Structure In Which The Highbrows Are The Elite, The Middlebrows Are The Bourgeoisie And The Lowbrows Are Hoi Polloi.

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