Brains Aren't Everything. In Fact In Your

And I Thought I Had Problems? Look At Your Face!

For All Its Flexibility, Television Is More A Mirror Of Taste Than A Shaper Of It.

The Art Snob Can Be Recognized In The Home By The Quick Look He Gives The Pictures On Your Walls, Quick But Penetrating, As Though He Were Undressing Them. This Is Followed Either By Complete And Pained Silence Or A Comment Such As 'that's Really A Very Pleasant Little Water Color You Have There.

Calling You An Idiot Would Be An Insult To All The Stupid People.

Friends Never Make Assumptions About You. They Never Expect A Reason To Go Out With You. In Fact Friends Only Expect You To Be You.