It Is Always Well To Accept Your

Camouflage Is A Game We All Like To Play, But Our Secrets Are As Surely Revealed By What We Want To Seem To Be As By What We Want To Conceal.

Brains Aren't Everything. In Fact In Your Case They're Nothing.

Cynicism Is The Intellectual Cripple's Substitute For Intelligence. It Is The Dishonest Businessman's Substitute For Conscience. It Is The Communicator's Substitute, Whether He Is Advertising Man Or Editor Or Writer, For Self-respect.

Shouldn't You Have A License For Being That Ugly?

The Art Snob Can Be Recognized In The Home By The Quick Look He Gives The Pictures On Your Walls, Quick But Penetrating, As Though He Were Undressing Them. This Is Followed Either By Complete And Pained Silence Or A Comment Such As 'that's Really A Very Pleasant Little Water Color You Have There.