And I Thought I Had Problems? Look

If You Can't Ignore An Insult, Top It; If You Can't Top It, Laugh It Off; And If You Can't Laugh It Off, It's Probably Deserved.

Your Village Just Called. They're Missing An Idiot.

Tennis Is An Addiction That Once It Has Truly Hooked A Man Will Not Let Him Go.

And I Thought I Had Problems? Look At Your Face!

The Good Quality Snob, Or Wearer Of Muted Tweeds, Cut Almost Exactly The Same From Year To Year, Often With A Hat Of The Same Material, [is] Native To The Boston North Shore, The Chicago North Shore, The North Shore Of Long Island, To Westchester County, The Philadelphia Main Line And The Peninsula Area Of San Francisco.